A not entirely serious Guide to the literary jungle. No, a counselor is not actually. Although this book is called “The small authors Primer”. However you can adhere to the advice – risks and ask side effects but please before your bookseller, your family, or your postman… Blurb: Writers do you admire? Go full respect by the bookstores in your city and cast envious eyes on the tons of paper there in lovely up-colourful or objectively more severe presentation as hardcover, paperback, or dime novels just waiting, picked by you and pitched to be coveted and purchased? When the thoughts have to the sounding names on the titles also so a warm tingling sensation in the abdomen, urges you to higher up seem my previous life as a dull and uneventful and you generated the urgent desire to do something new, something more meaningful? Then ask how those known, but behind their printed pages usually well hidden, enviable people to the Write what life they lead, which professions have learned them, who are their friends and patrons, came, who your hairdresser? Whether you see it when they get their rolls early in the morning, and at all: like that so is writing? Catch you is maybe also this, that you would like to exchange with this gifted, unquestionably preferred by the fate of people? Then this book is for you is an essential reading! Excerpt: 1 character traits of the successful author no genius matures in luck! Should you with your professional and personal life be satisfied, your superiors like, love your partner, relatives visiting at the weekend left accept (even if you are to relax after hard working in the garden and suddenly be torn by an aufmupfiges ring at the front door from the rest); should be also with your sex life in the pure and also see not the slightest reason to change something about your cholesterol levels, then can be equally said: so it goes not! Who writes and who successfully writes, especially, must wrangle with his life! So, the rule is two on their fascinating way to the new existence: create frustration! Certainly find properties to your partner that you go long on the spirit.
Certainly, the Supervisor / Mr has bad habits. Easy enough frustration potential can be even when thinking about about own childhood find, who, as you suddenly notice away made difficult adult life already from the start you. A matchbox car which came from the bad boy in the big break in the schoolyard break, for example, or the ice cream cone, which clapped you despite all precautions on the pavement, you at once shockingly makes it clear: you have suffered! Congratulations: only such people become good writers. “The small authors primer – warning: satire!